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16-Jul-2018 17:39

6) We’re in a sports pub, with footie on the big screens, a dart board on the wall and testosterone rising from the beer-spattered carpets. I sidle up to Simon, dark-haired and with an impressively neat beard, while he was playing pool.

pros are "rude" and should try being "a better person", to becoming the centre of a truly bonkers scandal in which he admitted to cheating on his wife with multiple female fans.He laughs, says ‘wow, that’s a hell of a line’ but admits he has a girlfriend.He says if he didn’t he’d have given me his number, though, and I leave, pleased I appear to have made his night. But it gives me the chance to establish he has an accent so, after being given a lighter and cigarette I don’t need, I chat to Pedro and Flávio about Portugal. Effectiveness – 7/10 – Really good but best to use it if you actually smoke…Like all the best stories, this one starts in a pub.

Sick of internet dating, I asked the landlord how I should go about chatting up men in real life.Effectiveness – 8/10 – Funny, flattering and not sleazy. 3) I introduce myself to a ginger guy called David and his tall, cute friend and ask if we can sit with them. Plus who wants to carry ice about and get their hands all wet?