Quotes for dating profiles
I'm just going to ask them where they are headed so we can meet up later" -Mitch Headburg When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and let the rest of the world wonder how the hell you just did one I live my life by I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again,it was probably well worth it. ^^^ probably, because while he's in the forest his girlfriend is texting him for hours, and since there's no reception in the forest, he cannot answer her, so she gets angry because she thinks he is ignoring her...i guess men can't win either way!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Sex is like snow: You don't know how many inches you'll get or how long it's going to last.
Cooking is one of my greatest passions in life and I dream of one day starting my own restaurant.
Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you 0.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you .00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." I got an email one day with this on it:"A woman was trying to help her husband set up and email account.
Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.